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I found it!!!!

Posted on: May 25, 2012 at 14:35:13 CT
dangertim MU
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Dear Boosters,

Oh man, do you guys remember when you just promised to send us money last year, and we put that into our revenue statements? And then we said we had the highest profit in the country, and the idiots on KC radio were just slobbering over it? Well, since we don't matter in conference realignment, and since the operational costs for coach Snyder's cryo chamber keep going up, I'm going to need all of you to pledge even more money this year! Thay way we can show a 3oo billion dollar profit and stay in the national headlines next year!

If some of you want to actually send checks too, that would be great.

-John

Edited by dangertim at 14:42:19 on 05/25/12
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one of many dear booster letters ... - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:14:13
     "KSU Boosters" - Columbia Born Tiger MU - 5/25 19:51:57
     What's the record for most MOB votes?(nm) - JCain816 KC - 5/25 15:09:36
          1,735 - mu4ever(nm) - doughboy MU - 5/26 06:54:10
          Wasn't there a day on the Shack - lenosucus MU - 5/25 20:26:49
          500+ I think.(nm) - BadAsh SEC - 5/25 15:17:02
          I've seen the count get to like 250 when the poster is still - BlackFlagTiger MU - 5/25 15:16:12
     that exact 'letter' was posted this morning on - Game Cok USC - 5/25 14:51:06
          People from ks aren't very smart. It's the reason why they - mu95como MU - 5/25 15:10:50
     You are weird. - sarge MU - 5/25 14:45:52
     Roll tide! (nm) - RememberQuantrill MU - 5/25 14:32:13
     Your color is still purple. - BooBirdBasher MU - 5/25 14:30:53
     What does this have to do with ksu? - BadAsh SEC - 5/25 14:30:42
     You posted it on kusports.com 1 minute after here? - Erwin Fletcher STL - 5/25 14:29:15
          tmcats doesn't get enough attention at home.(nm) - BadAsh SEC - 5/25 14:33:52
     got him. - cptiger MU - 5/25 14:29:07
     ^^^^^dbag posting^^^^ - catbirdseat KC - 5/25 14:27:17
     where is the letter from KSU's Chancellor? - Hamdogg KC - 5/25 14:24:32
          I found it!!!! - dangertim MU - 5/25 14:35:13
               nicely done(nm) - Bucknell Bison MU - 5/25 15:27:17
          Phone ringing at Big East Commissioner's office - Tigerfish MU - 5/25 14:29:11
          hey now, the WAC or Big East would love to have them(nm) - Pwill MU - 5/25 14:28:25
          Or the one where the beaker Chancellor threw KSjUco under - Tigrrrr! MU - 5/25 14:25:45
               Surely you don't mean this - Merlin SEC - 5/25 14:33:01
                    I love to use that article. ku and KK seem to forget that - mu95como MU - 5/25 15:16:01
                    She distanced herself quicker than Fred Phelps at a - Tigrrrr! MU - 5/25 14:34:13
               Surely you don't mean this - Merlin SEC - 5/25 14:28:41
     Time to go peck some more nuggets of corn out of - Tigrrrr! MU - 5/25 14:24:24
     We don't care(nm) - Erwin Fletcher STL - 5/25 14:23:47
     No other purple kitties to play with in mancrappin?(nm) - jp4Mizzou STL - 5/25 14:23:33
     kstate's high water mark in the realignment story - Tigerfish MU - 5/25 14:21:50
          Well there was that time that they reached out to the - Stripes314 SEC - 5/25 14:23:53
               That would be eventful moment # 2 - Tigerfish MU - 5/25 14:25:59
     Do you troll Nebraska and Colorado boards? - withUmizzou MU - 5/25 14:21:36
          no, they never smack k-state or big12(nm) - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:22:48
               Nebraska fans don't smack talk the Big XII? - withUmizzou MU - 5/25 14:23:54
                    "Only smack talk happens on tigerboard."-tmcats - BlackFlagTiger MU - 5/25 14:26:37
                         ^^^this(nm) - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:27:31
                              With people like you in the Big XII you wonder why we left?(nm) - withUmizzou MU - 5/25 14:34:24
                              ^^^douchefag(nm) - BlackFlagTiger MU - 5/25 14:28:32
     Inferiority complex at its finest. (nm) - RememberQuantrill MU - 5/25 14:17:39
          um, i didn't write it(nm) - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:18:03
               Did you post it on tigerboard?(nm) - BadAsh SEC - 5/25 14:29:55
               Did you post it on phog.net? (nm) - RememberQuantrill MU - 5/25 14:18:37
                    LOL. Close. Check this out. - Stripes314 SEC - 5/25 14:21:09
                         How pathetic he posted that 1 minute after posting here(nm) - Erwin Fletcher STL - 5/25 14:30:15
                         i never post on phognet(nm) - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:21:52
                              Why not? (nm) - RememberQuantrill MU - 5/25 14:22:14
                                   banned eons ago(nm) - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:23:21
                                        Makes you wish we did the same (nm) - Stripes314 SEC - 5/25 14:24:41
                    i never post on the frog(nm) - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:19:45
                         Why not? (nm) - RememberQuantrill MU - 5/25 14:21:27
                              banned eon's ago(nm) - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:22:15
                                   Haha. (nm) - RememberQuantrill MU - 5/25 14:22:25
                         RE: i never post on the frog(nm) - BlackFlagTiger MU - 5/25 14:20:15
                              that's NOT phognet(nm) - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:21:19
                                   just as homosexual(nm) - BlackFlagTiger MU - 5/25 14:21:35
     Man. It must suck to be a jealous KSU Fan. (nm) - Stripes314 SEC - 5/25 14:16:28
          Fixed: Man. It must suck to be a KSU Fan. (nm) - NYC Tiger MU - 5/25 15:14:45
          RE: Man. It must suck to be a jealous KSU Fan. (nm) - BlackFlagTiger MU - 5/25 14:17:36
          um, i didn't write it(nm) - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:17:32
               You came and posted it (nm) - Stripes314 SEC - 5/25 14:19:40
                    it's all in good humor(nm) - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:20:06
                         Well the author could certainly get away with that - RememberQuantrill MU - 5/25 14:23:42
               But you printed it out and posted it on your fridge. (nm) - RememberQuantrill MU - 5/25 14:18:18
                    don't have a fridge ... - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:19:16
     Blame Mizzou for being offered something better?(nm) - KINGTIGER KC - 5/25 14:15:21
          why do you read 'blame' into satire?(nm) - tmcats KSU - 5/25 14:20:36
               RE: why do you read 'blame' into satire?(nm) - RememberQuantrill MU - 5/25 14:24:20




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