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Because of the spandex they hug your skin

Posted on: February 24, 2012 at 12:18:26 CT

Hittman MU

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and don't bundle up or shift under your clothes.

I'm surprised SecondCityTiger hasn't mentioned this already.

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I NEED a white T Shirt (undershirt) - Daedalus MU - 2/24 11:45:26

Banana Republic (nm) - danuwn MU - 2/24 12:29:37

Lately, I've found Polo, Calvin Klein or Spanx with - Hittman MU - 2/24 12:04:33

spanx sounds dirty (nm) - Daedalus MU - 2/24 12:07:51

Because of the spandex they hug your skin - Hittman MU - 2/24 12:18:26

I thought spanx were girdles for women(nm) - cnk A - 2/24 12:06:10

you should know since you jog in tights(nm) - Hittman MU - 2/24 12:17:28

A several years ago I found some quality - SabertoothTiger MU

- 2/24 11:53:56

nordic trac t's are pretty good and cut slim(nm) - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:55:35

You need to find out where these guys went - Fred G. Sanford USA - 2/24 11:53:22

Eliminate the collar all together...wife beater (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 2/24 11:52:11

he's not black enough to pull that off(nm) - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:52:50

Then he may need to add a gold chain (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 2/24 11:53:18

Hanes lay flat - SecondCityTiger MU

- 2/24 11:50:38

stop wearing undershirts. (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/24 11:49:33

his nipples will bleed(nm) - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:51:14

Had that happen once with a shirt that was too starched - SecondCityTiger MU

- 2/24 11:51:45

it only happens on long runs - Daedalus MU - 2/24 11:53:57

10ft? - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:57:13

and yet you still soil yourself (nm) - Daedalus MU - 2/24 11:57:56

I only do that around you - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:58:40

ew (nm) - Daedalus MU - 2/24 11:51:11

no seriously, why are you dressing like an old man?(nm) - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:51:38

huh? (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/24 11:51:29

i find it gross to not wear an undershirt under - Daedalus MU - 2/24 11:52:48

because of your flabby, unfit body? (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/24 11:55:34

yeah, thats it (nm) - Daedalus MU - 2/24 11:56:26

I've bought both Hanes and Fruit of the Loom white - Joeboo MU

- 2/24 11:49:00

Omar the Tentmaker (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 2/24 11:49:58

you do have an exceptionally large melon(nm) - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:49:50

Michael Jordan doesn't post on the shack (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 2/24 11:47:03

I have yet to ever find a quality white undershirt - Hamdogg KC - 2/24 11:46:38

stop getting them off dead zombies(nm) - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:47:06

redundant (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 2/24 11:47:40

so you can't kill zombies? (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/24 11:50:00

by definition zombies are already dead (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 2/24 11:55:08

I'M NOT DEAD YET!! - Nebraska99 STL - 2/24 12:04:37

then they wouldn't be moving around now would they?(nm) - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:57:53

cars move around. are they alive? (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 2/24 12:08:58

cars don't eat - TheShoe JC - 2/24 12:16:32

they are dead, but mysteriously animated (nm) - Daedalus MU - 2/24 12:04:07

then why do they eat people?(nm) - TheShoe JC - 2/24 12:08:15

because their jaws are animated? (nm) - Daedalus MU - 2/24 12:15:06

answer the question (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/24 11:55:56

he didn't think this through(nm) - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:50:28

sounds like you didn't (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 2/24 11:55:20

dead zombies? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 2/24 11:47:34

disdain, mixed with disgust and pity(nm) - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:46:37

?, did your urine bomb copter not work out? (nm) - Daedalus MU - 2/24 11:47:42

you send strange texts my friend - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:48:45

did you get my pic of my lamb chops? - Daedalus MU - 2/24 11:50:26

no, did you get my dong pics?(nm) - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:50:52

thats what that was? sorry (nm) - Daedalus MU - 2/24 11:51:37

ANGRY SNAIL!(nm) - TheShoe JC - 2/24 11:52:16