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gym locker room etiquette - Pwill MU

- 2/21 15:34:21

Did you have gang showers in high school? - MizzouRugger MU - 2/21 16:38:16

The high school football locker room had no walls - HandBanana MU - 2/21 18:06:20

oh, yeah. Done that (nm) - MizzouRugger MU - 2/21 21:59:03

Try the military---even the ****ters were open - mu7176grad MU - 2/21 17:02:10

Couldn't imagine wiping my ass in front of all those people(nm) - FromKCtoCoMO MU - 2/21 17:11:40

they would regret that if I joined(nm) - cnk A - 2/21 17:09:39

Those were draftee days - mu7176grad MU - 2/21 17:11:16

I've got the heebie jeebies just thinking about it(nm) - cnk A - 2/21 17:13:48

I try to go to the gym at the least busy times - Eggs MU - 2/21 16:24:13

That is what Ipods are for. Even if it runs out of battery - Erwin Fletcher MU

- 2/21 16:39:26

I go now during my lunch break - Pwill MU

- 2/21 16:31:38

for some reason, nothing bothers me more than - Joeboo MU

- 2/21 16:25:54

That one doesn't bother me as much as the others - FromKCtoCoMO MU - 2/21 17:17:49

LOOK AT ME, BRO! I DRINK LOTS OF WATER, BRO!(nm) - cnk A - 2/21 16:33:13

got to keep hydrated - SatoriTiger JC - 2/21 16:26:52

I haven't come across that one(nm) - Eggs MU - 2/21 16:26:46

Seriously?(nm) - FromKCtoCoMO MU - 2/21 17:18:00

usually the bigtime weightlifters that look like they're on - Joeboo MU

- 2/21 16:28:14

whey protein shakes.. they work well(nm) - M2 MU - 2/21 16:30:15

It's one of life's most disturbing mysteries - SatoriTiger JC - 2/21 16:09:54

it forces you to maintain eye contact(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 2/21 16:01:35

Sarge is proud of his **** (nm) - Wildcat06Tiger10 MU

- 2/21 15:47:41

no one wants to see battle wounds - implode STL - 2/21 15:59:18

ost of those 85% are also over the age of 60(nm) - FromKCtoCoMO MU - 2/21 15:42:48

To make this thread even more disturbing - MidwestLittleTiger MU - 2/21 15:50:24

"hanging awfully low today, Gertrude" (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/21 15:52:01

hitting their boobs with their knees?(nm) - cnk A - 2/21 15:51:42

I only enter if I have to and I do it without my corrective - MidwestLittleTiger MU - 2/21 15:54:02

corrective lens? - SatoriTiger JC - 2/21 16:11:24

like a juggling exercise at soccer practice (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/21 15:52:18

ooo, there's another "soccer buddy" joke in there (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 2/21 15:54:31

i knew you'd find it (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/21 15:57:29

is there something about being old - Pwill MU

- 2/21 15:44:15

I dunno, I am not that old - FromKCtoCoMO MU - 2/21 15:47:51

i sure hope so - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/21 15:45:06

me too, I'm going to pay for every thing with a check - Pwill MU

- 2/21 15:48:05

i'll balljazzle my downstairs (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/21 15:48:53

Scrotazzle(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 2/21 15:56:44

is it a gay gym?(nm) - cnk A - 2/21 15:38:00

I was wondering how long until the question was asked.. - Pwill MU

- 2/21 15:38:43

not that there's anything wrong with that(nm) - cnk A - 2/21 15:39:04

"hey, buddy - this is a family place. put the mouse back in - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/21 15:37:47

Friends(nm) - ZouDave JC - 2/21 15:46:18

well done (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/21 15:57:55

are you claiming TigerwTLP as your friend? - Hamdogg KC - 2/21 15:50:24

also yes(nm) - ZouDave JC - 2/21 16:00:49

proportionate to age. Old dudes at my gym stand - Hamdogg KC - 2/21 15:36:22

Is it a gym for midgets?(nm) - alstl MU - 2/21 15:45:50

yes. (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 2/21 15:46:38

I've never noticed until recently - Pwill MU

- 2/21 15:40:32

dude - cnk A - 2/21 15:45:04

I basically just stare at the floor the entire time(nm) - Pwill MU

- 2/21 15:45:42

but there is a penis between your eyes and the floor (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 2/21 15:46:25

that's what my problem is(nm) - Pwill MU

- 2/21 15:49:20

actually, if you stare at the wangs, some of them might put - cnk A - 2/21 15:51:21

that would be kind of funny. Just sit down and stare - Hamdogg KC - 2/21 15:52:30

good point, I could add some commentary to it as well(nm) - Pwill MU

- 2/21 15:52:24

run = (something nasty)(nm) - RBT STL - 2/21 15:37:36

Fellate(nm) - FromKCtoCoMO MU - 2/21 15:43:15

Not used often enough as a verb(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 2/21 15:44:55

Rape, Unsupervised Nostalgia (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 2/21 15:38:43

It's one of life's most disturbing mysteries

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